A story of me and an aggressive salesman

One thing that annoys the hell out of me is people who try to aggressively sell me something. Especially when I'm not in the mood to buy anything. This happens to me a lot.

So I'm getting gas at a service station recently. Another customer there looked at my old car with dents and chipped paint. He then approached me and says "Man, you need a new car! By the way, I do auto sales at this local dealership. Here's my card!" He then handed me his business card.

I wonder how many cars he's sold using this method. I'm guessing zero. I wonder what would happen if he was in a different occupation and he tried this same type of sales pitch.

"Man, you need to get to the gym, Fatso! By the way, I'm a personal trainer. Here's my card!"

John Griggs

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