Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Do people have sex after age 40?

I recently watched this video on YouTube. Miley Cyrus had an interview on the Today Show. Take a look at this shit...




During the interview, Miley Cyrus said she heard that around the age of 40 is when people don't have sex any more.

I'd like to know where she gets her data from. Certainly not from me. I am 43 years old now, and I can assure you I did not stop having sex after age 40. I've actually had sex with more than one woman since then. Only one at a time though. :>

I am also related to somebody who was definitely sexually active after age 40. When he was in his forties, he married a woman around 20 years younger than him. After that they ended up having two daughters together. Those two daughters were my mother and aunt.

Do you think Hugh Hefner, Gene Simmons, George Clooney, or Brad Pitt stopped having sex after age 40? I don't think so!

I have never been a big fan of Miley Cyrus. Seeing videos like this just confirms just how stupid she is. If it wasn't for her father, she would be flipping burgers at McDonald's right now.

So Miley Cyrus, it is NOT true that people stop having sex after age 40. However, I can tell you one thing that I know is true...

Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had stopped having sex in 1992.




Wednesday, March 12, 2014

A story about me, a friend, and two female college students

I now live in Tempe, Arizona. One of the things I like about staying here is the fact that I am in close proximity to Arizona State University. Meaning there are lots of young, female college students in my neighborhood.

So it's a sunny Tuesday afternoon. I'm in my townhouse here in Tempe. I'm in my kitchen minding my own business having a snack. A friend of mine then says to me, "Hey John! Take a look at this!!!"

So I look outside, and lo and behold there are two attractive females walking by in short shorts who appear to be in their early twenties. One was a tall, long legged blonde. The other one was a shorter, but equally attractive oriental. "That's nice!" I say.

Apparently, an open screen door and a distance of 20 yards wasn't enough of a barrier to keep both of them from hearing my booming voice. Both of them stop and look inside my home to see who said that.

I am now wondering where I can get a good deal on work clothes and a construction hard hat.

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com



 
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