Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Job Interview Jokes

Call centers are known for having a high turnover rate. Yet a recruiter at a call center denied me employment because I have too many short term jobs. That's weird. That's like a pimp not hiring a hooker for being too promiscuous.

I had a job interview at one of those "buy here, pay here" automotive dealerships. When the recruiter asked me "Why should I hire you?" I told her "You can count on me to be at work on time every day! I don't drive one of your vehicles that break down."

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