At the bar, word got around that I was a stand up comedian. One of the bands invited me to do a few minutes of my stand up comedy. So I went on stage and did my routine. I was almost finished with my set, when the woman who invited me to the show HECKLES me and yells out "We wanna hear music!"
I responded "Bitch, sit your ass down!" The audience loved it, her... not so much. Oops, no second date for me!
John Griggs
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