Sunday, December 9, 2012

My Date from Hell

Recently, one of my friends introduced me to a woman. We had some good conversation, and things seemed to be going well. She invited me to meet her at a bar and see some bands with her. So I went.

At the bar, word got around that I was a stand up comedian. One of the bands invited me to do a few minutes of my stand up comedy. So I went on stage and did my routine. I was almost finished with my set, when the woman who invited me to the show HECKLES me and yells out "We wanna hear music!"

I responded "Bitch, sit your ass down!" The audience loved it, her... not so much. Oops, no second date for me!

John Griggs


 
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