Sunday, January 2, 2011

What's the Difference Jokes - Religion

I am known for my "What's the difference" jokes when I go on stage. So here are some of my jokes that have to do with religion. Here we go!!!

What's the difference between me and Mary Magdalene?

I still get paid for sex!

What's the difference between me and God?

More women scream my name in bed!

What's the difference between my bedroom and church?

One's a place I bang women every single night, the other one takes up 200 square feet in my apartment!

What's the difference between me and Jesus?

I'm still getting nailed!

John Griggs

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