I am known for my "What's the difference" jokes when I go on stage. So here are some of my jokes that have to do with religion. Here we go!!!
What's the difference between me and Mary Magdalene?
I still get paid for sex!
What's the difference between me and God?
More women scream my name in bed!
What's the difference between my bedroom and church?
One's a place I bang women every single night, the other one takes up 200 square feet in my apartment!
What's the difference between me and Jesus?
I'm still getting nailed!
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