Saturday, December 31, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
If you're shopping for a new house in the Phoenix area, one place you can check out is Scottsdale Fine Properties. Not only do they sell houses in Arizona, they also have homes for sale in Mazatlan, Mexico. At the time of this writing, they have a house for sale in Mazatlan for only $79,900! You can be a homeowner in Mexico for the same price as Lindsay Lohan's bar tab!
If you want to apply for a mortgage loan, you should have good credit & as much cash saved up as possible for a down payment. This will help you qualify and get the best deal possible. Oh yeah... it also helps if you have a pulse! :>
Sunday, November 6, 2011
If you're visiting you can always rent a car. However, if you want to really be a baller, rent yourself a motorcycle!!! Check out D&D Motorcycle Rentals located in Tempe Arizona. Prices range from $119 to $179 a day, and they have discounts if you rent for multiple days. Having a motorcycle is a great way to pick up chicks. Just don't pick up any at the bus stop.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
If you do stand up comedy, you know that getting people to go to your shows can be challenging. You can of course promote your shows on Facebook. However, this is not always effective. For example, if you are a comedian, guess what? Most of your friends on Facebook are comedians too! They’re going to be too busy performing and promoting their own shows to go see you. You don’t want to pay a cover charge plus a two drink minimum to see the same seven minutes of comedy for the twentieth time do you? Well neither do your fellow comedians!
So what can you do to promote your shows effectively? These two methods will help you lots of new people to watch you. Here they are:
Surely there are other things you like to do besides perform! No? You need to expand your horizons and find other things to do. Seriously! I like to play sports like basketball, volleyball, and tennis. If you choose a group that plays sports or exercises, you'll get to meet new friends and get in great shape too! You can then tell your friends about your shows and then you have a new audience! The only downside is you may have to write new material, as you'll have an awesome new body and your fat jokes won't make sense any more.
2. Your place of employment
This is very effective if you are new at the job, and/or not many people at your work know you do comedy. If you've been at your job a while, it will start to get difficult to get people to see you perform. In that case, it's time to switch jobs! Do you have difficulty keeping a job? Do you "job hop" a lot? Use this to your advantage!!!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
In reality, a lot of people are doing better than ever before. The vast majority of them are self employed. If you want to be rich nowadays, one of the best way to do this is to work for yourself.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
My newest project was helping a friend of mine build a website for his business. It is now live! On this site you can buy gold and rhodium jewelry by the inch. If you want to buy great looking necklaces, anklets, or charms, this is the place to go. Mother's Day is coming up, so you can get some great deals for your mom, sweethart, or anyone else special in your life.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
What's the difference between me and Mary Magdalene?
I still get paid for sex!
What's the difference between me and God?
More women scream my name in bed!
What's the difference between my bedroom and church?
One's a place I bang women every single night, the other one takes up 200 square feet in my apartment!
What's the difference between me and Jesus?
I'm still getting nailed!
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