There's an awesome comedy show coming up in Tempe Arizona this coming Saturday! It's at the Stray Cat Bar & Grill. Tickets are only $10, and includes a free drink! Sean McCarthy, Ben Vitoff, Will Novak, myself, and Dirty Red will be performing. These are some of the BEST local comedians, so you will have a good time and have lots of laughs! Here is the information about the show:
Are you single and looking to meet a man or a woman to be your boyfriend or girlfriend? A good way to do this is use the Law of Attraction to make your wish come true. Write exactly what kind of man or woman you want. Write as if you are already with that person. Then imagine that what you are writing is actually happening and note what kind of feelings you have. This will help you attract the kind of significant other that you actually want.
The woman I am currently with is athletic, intelligent, has a positive attitude, and makes me feel great about myself. I can carry on conversations with her for hours. She's independent, and doesn't complain about trivial stuff. She loves dogs, is a creative person, and is constantly working on self improvement. She has an amazing body and is an awesome kisser. When I'm with her, I feel like I can do anything.
Sorry guys, this one's mine.
Ladies, if you are looking for an awesome guy, you can do something similar. Like this:
The guy I am currently seeing is a great listener, is intelligent, has a great body, and is totally hilarious. He's awesome in bed and knows how to make me feel special. I am totally in love with him.
Write something like this out, follow the instructions I provided earlier, and this will help make your dream guy or girl a reality. Or ladies, if the last paragraph sounds good to you, just email me at email@example.com.
The government often fines and imprisons people who use illegal drugs. Are they doing this for your well being? Hell no! In reality, the government doesn't care about you at all. All they care about is taking money from its citizens. If they really cared about us, cigarettes, alcohol, and numerous pharmaceutical drugs that cause countless health problems and deaths would be illegal. Instead, the government only targets drugs such as marijuana that aren't making them money.
There are two solutions that would work much better than what we have in place now.
1. Make ALL drugs legal
This sounds extreme, but anything is better than the system we have in place now. Let people use whatever drugs they want. Let them practice free will. If a few people want to get together at a house and smoke pot, who cares? They are not hurting anybody. If people who use hard drugs like cocaine and meth end up killing themselves with an overdose, that is their choice. You have the freedom to choose what kind of life you want to live. No government has the right to interfere with that.
No laws are going to prevent people from doing illegal drugs. If you want people to stop using drugs, we should try this instead:
2. Make the World a Better Place
People often take legal and illegal drugs for a temporary escape from their problems. Therefore, an awesome solution to the drug problem would be to make the world such a great place to live, no one would need to use drugs or alcohol. Will we see an ideal world like this in our lifetime? It's up to you.
Guys - do you want to be rich AND have gorgeous ladies have sex with you? You wont get the skills to get either of these overnight. However, let me share some knowledge with you that will help you get both.
What is one of the main reasons people spend money? To save TIME. For example, you take your car to a mechanic to get your oil changed. You save time, the mechanic gets a profit. Cha-ching!
Now if you were to take the time to change your oil yourself, you would save yourself money. Better yet, if you became skilled enough, you could work on other people's cars and earn a good living off of it. Cha-ching!
Think of other creative ways you can help people save time, and you can earn a great living.
Because people want to save time, many guys don't want to take the time to learn how to pick up women. They want sex NOW, so they hire a prostitute. The guy and prostitute have sex - Cha-ching!
If you have patience and actually take the time to learn the art of picking up women, you don't have to use the services of a prostitute, or settle for someone less than what you deserve. You'll make some mistakes along the way, but if you read some good material on picking up women, and then actually put it into practice, eventually you'll get good enough to score fairly regularly. Then you can use the money you save to rent a hotel room or whatever you wish.
Once you build your pickup skills sufficiently, you can actually make money from others. No I am not talking about being a male prostitute. What I mean is this... have other guys learn from you how to pickup women and profit from it. Sell E-Books, become a professional dating consultant, or figure out another way to profit from educating other guys on how to score with women. Many guys have already made a good living from this. Once I have enough material on this website, and I feel people are benefiting from it, I am going have some AWESOME products available for great prices that will help you pick up the ladies.
Patience will actually help you score with the ladies when you are talking with them. If you make your move too soon, you will get the opposite effect that you are hoping for. She will see you as a creep and run the other way. Instead, concentrate on having awesome conversation, making her laugh, and flirting. If she reacts positively, don't act too interested too soon.
Remember, whether you are looking for a new lover or money, desperation is your enemy, confidence and a sense of humor are your friends.
Many of us guys want to know how to attract women. Looking and smelling good isn't the most important factor in doing getting ladies to like you. However it IS very important.
Take a good look at your wardrobe. Do you have pants that don't fit any more? Get rid of them. Do you have shirts with holes or with missing buttons? Get rid of them. You aren't going to take the time to sew a button on. Next, look around at your remaining wardrobe. Donate or throw out anything you don't wear regularly. Now you have some room to start buying new stuff!
Next, ask some females what looks good on guys. Not only will you get some valuable insights in fashion, you also started an interesting conversation with a female! Fashion is an AWESOME topic to discuss with ladies. If this tip helps you, just remember to invite me to your wedding.
Now go shopping. You can take a female friend with you if you choose to give you advice. Repeat as necessary. When females give you compliments like "nice shirt" and they aren't being sarcastic, you are on the right track.
You don't have to spend hundreds of dollars to look good. Outlet stores, and many other clothing stores can provide you with fantastic looking outfits without you going broke. Just stay away from Wal-Mart, unless you like supporting your local sweatshop and don't mind attracting women that are how you say... less than stellar.
After that, you want buy some cologne. Again, I would advise not getting it from Wal-Mart. You can get decent cologne at a mall for about 40 bucks or so. Drakkar, Joop and Guess have all provided me with good results. When you do use cologne, don't overdo it! A couple of quick sprays should be more than sufficient.
Last but not least, you want to get in shape. If you haven't already, start an exercise program. Ride a bike, play volleyball, lift weights, or do some other physical activity you enjoy. Not only will your body look and feel better, exercise is also is a great way to lift your spirits. With you being in a better mood, women will desire you more. Besides that, if you end up attracting a fitness model, you don't want to get winded too quickly if you end up doing physical activities together!