Attention Arizona - New Year's Eve Comedy Show TONIGHT!

If you're in the Phoenix area for New Year's Eve, I'm performing at an awesome comedy show tonight at 9PM. It's at Urban Heat - 1749 W Main Street in Mesa. Admission at the door is only $20. That includes the comedy show, your first draft beer, dancing at the club, a buffet dinner and more! Comedians performing are myself, Danny Serrano, Dustin Elkin, and Armon Williams. It's a smoking deal... do not miss this show!!!

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com/

Severe NFL Penalty!

Here is a video of a penalty called on the San Francisco 49ers' offense during a playoff game against the Giants in 1994. Do you agree with the referee? Leave your feedback in the comments section.

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com

A McDonalds Christmas Carol

It's the holiday season again. Here is myself, Jim Holland and Chi Town Bones singing a Christmas carol at McDonalds. Enjoy!




John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com

Buying a Home in the Current Economy

Five years ago, lots of Americans bought houses. To qualify for a mortgage, basically all you needed was.... a pulse. Nowadays banks are a lot more careful about lending money for anything. However, if you are one of the lucky few that have some cash and decent credit left, you can get a home for a really great price.

If you're shopping for a new house in the Phoenix area, one place you can check out is Scottsdale Fine Properties. Not only do they sell houses in Arizona, they also have homes for sale in Mazatlan, Mexico. At the time of this writing, they have a house for sale in Mazatlan for only $79,900! You can be a homeowner in Mexico for the same price as Lindsay Lohan's bar tab!

If you want to apply for a mortgage loan, you should have good credit & as much cash saved up as possible for a down payment. This will help you qualify and get the best deal possible. Oh yeah... it also helps if you have a pulse! :>

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com/

Getting Around in Phoenix Arizona

If you plan on visiting or moving to the Phoenix area, I would highly recommend having a vehicle. The public transportation system really blows. You have your choice of either riding buses that take forever, or using the Phoenix Light Rail. With the Phoenix Light Rail you have only one choice of train to take that runs a grand total of 25 miles line that runs from a ghetto in Mesa Arizona, goes through downtown Phoenix, and then ends up at another ghetto in Glendale Arizona. Some of the people that ride the buses and the light rail here are really scary. I had to take public transportation for a few days a while back when my fuel pump stopped working in my car. At the bus stop I was approached by several weird looking homeless people with scraggly beards... and that was just the females!!!

If you're visiting you can always rent a car. However, if you want to really be a baller, rent yourself a motorcycle!!! Check out D&D Motorcycle Rentals located in Tempe Arizona. Prices range from $119 to $179 a day, and they have discounts if you rent for multiple days. Having a motorcycle is a great way to pick up chicks. Just don't pick up any at the bus stop.

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com/

Make Money for Being Funny!

Attention comedians and other funny people:

Funnyformoney.com has a weekly contest where you can win cash! To enter, you submit a punchline via video in response to their topics. If your punchline gets the most votes, you can win $500! You also can win $500 just for voting on your favorite punchline.

Here is the link to sign up and to view the current entries. New topics are submitted every Monday. This week's contest is coming to a close, the new contest should start tomorrow (Monday, September 19th, 2011). I'm gonna submit some entries myself this week. Join in on the fun... it's going to be a blast!

Here is the link to sign up for the contest and where you can view and vote on current entries:

http://www.funnyformoney.com/SP/8oL1B6uq-UI

Good luck!

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com

2011 Singles Fair and Ball in Scottsdale

Tonight (Saturday September 3rd) around 7PM I will attending a singles dance and helping to entertain the attendees with some of the staff and other guests on KWSS 106.7 FM. I will be part of the Man Panel. Kristi Dewitt (The Date Diva) is hosting the show. She will be asking questions to the panel about dating, relationships, and other topics pertinent to singles. I have done the show on the radio station before, and is always hilarious.

We are doing the show from the 2011 Fall Singles Fair and Ball in Scottsdale Arizona. If you want to check out the fair here is the info on the event:

http://www.cupidhelp.com/FallFair/

John Griggs

http://www.johngriggscomedy.com